I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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