So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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