i was born a porn star she said
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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