peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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