Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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