so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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