dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
