Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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