Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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