next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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