ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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