You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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