I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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