I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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