woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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