I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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