so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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