Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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