i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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