: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
how drunk are you?
Several
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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