Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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