is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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