He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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