Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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