Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i dont even know how to be here
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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