im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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