D3 body, D1 cock
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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