What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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