A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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