i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm like, not good at living.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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