Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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