Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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