i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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