what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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