butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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