Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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