I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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