I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Do plants get herpes?
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