Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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