You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Semen is not good for contacts.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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