I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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