I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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