Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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