Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
