no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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