Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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I am mentally ready for anal.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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