part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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