Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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