so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The power of my boobs compel you
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.