you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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