when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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