that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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