yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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