I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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