sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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