I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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