i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
