did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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