so explain again why im purple
no
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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